But with these new TSA procedures, maybe we should just change the name and call them “fondles” instead.

Where do you stand? Are you okay renaming your privates to fondles, or would you knee the TSA goon in the photo in his face?
Photo fromĀ Drudge Report
I would probably kick him in the nads.
Hope one of them sticks themselves on a needle in some junkie’s crotch.